She actually did that… on a ship

Have you ever been in a car accident ? Have you ever done something so stupid when drunk?  Have you ever gone on a cruise ship? Have you ever got in a car accident on a cruise ship?

We had to travel from one end of Greece to another on a ship. I assumed the ship was going to be “meh”, but when we arrived it was like the damn Titanic. This ship looked like a legit cruise… I was pinching myself because I didn’t remember spending the money for something THIS extravagant.

When we boarded this ship it was even more beautiful..

We had the entire ship to ourselves it seemed (or everyone else locked themselves in their rooms). It had chandeliers from the roof, a huge lobby with marble floors, and a bar area where we sat all night drinking and playing card games.

Our room was small, but beautiful. There were 4 of us staying in it, with 2 sets of bunk beds. We had a tiny little bathroom, but we were all happy. We unpacked our things and made our way down to the bar where everyone else already were. We started drinking, and drinking, and drinking….

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I don’t even remember going back to our room that night,

but when I woke up in the morning 1 of our room mates was no where to be found. We started packing our bags to get off this ship, onto our next adventure, when we heard a loud knock on the door. When we opened it our missing roommate was there, nearly out of breath. She pushed past us into the room and shoved whatever was in her hands under her mattress on the bottom bunk. She paced a little bit, giving an odd awkward laugh, then grabbed what she put under her mattress and showed us.

SHE HAD A SET OF KEYS!? 

She opened our room door and threw these keys down the hallway.

“I don’t remember what happened. I remember drinking and wanting to go to bed. I had no idea where our room was so I started walking around the ship until I found a door. Behind this door there were stairs into a large garage with many cars parked inside. I was so tired and drunk that I just wanted to get into one of the cars and sleep. I assumed the cars were locked so I broke off the antenna from one car and tried to pry it into the window. I don’t remember if that worked, but I ended up in a car. After a few minutes, or hours of sleeping I woke up, still drunk. I found that there were keys in the vehicle I was in so I decided to drive it (since I had no idea where I was). I started the car and backed it up… into another car. All of the sudden all these car alarms around me started going off so I ran out of the car. I tried to get back out the door I came in the night before but it wouldn’t open, so I pulled the fire alarm. The door finally opened and I booked it back to the main lobby and casually walked back to my room. I forgot I was still holding the keys”

So here’s us getting off this ship in the morning..

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We can’t confirm the location, date, or legitity of this story… for obvious reasons.

Are we really travel savvy ?

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